How Our Neighborhood Voted

 
This discussion was recently overheard between a Mom and her two boys, "Sam" age 6 and "Rob" age 4, as she asked them how they voted for president in their school elections:
 
Mom: Who did you vote for Sam?
 
Sam: I voted for McCain
 
Mom: Why did you vote for McCain?
 
Sam: Cause I don't like the other guy's name
 
Mom: You don't like Obama's name?
 
Sam: No
 
Mom: What's wrong with Obama's name?
 
Sam: MOM! IT HAS THE WORK "BOMB" IN IT!
 
Mom: Who did you vote for Rob?
 
Rob: I voted for Balack (not a typo) Obama
 
Mom: Why did you vote for Obama?
 
Rob: Cause I didn't want to vote for Sam's guy.